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bamwashington: starllex: cloudsmovelikeawraith: arseniccupcake...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:21:13 -0400

starllex:

cloudsmovelikeawraith:

arseniccupcakes:

oh god

it’s a 40s style cover of Macklemore’s thrift shop

I’ve found my new theme song

omg

her voice is alkhfahaoihgaoodhgi i think im in love

File under Things I Didn’t Know I Needed.

alotoflance: does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:15:37 -0400

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:14:39 -0400

sscars: kepurius: click here if youre cool no

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:14:31 -0400

sscars:

kepurius:

click here if youre cool

no

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:14:08 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

computerheroboy: Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:12:57 -0400

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:24:00 -0400

christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:23:46 -0400

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:18:38 -0400

jvanling: taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:13:25 -0400

jvanling:

taekoyasuhiro:

friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

This is the most accurate depiction of my friendships ever.

10knotes: jetskelter: “Just here taking a bath, no problem.”

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:00:43 -0400

10knotes:

jetskelter:

“Just here taking a bath, no problem.”

typethatilike: “Two Thousand Thirteen Stripes” Poster A Fourth...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:00:31 -0400

typethatilike:

“Two Thousand Thirteen Stripes” Poster

A Fourth of July-themed poster based on a rebus celebrating the independence of the thirteen original colonies by replacing the “13” of this year with their representative thirteen, red-and-white stripes in the United States flag.

underconsideration.com/fpo

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:49:35 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:41:34 -0400

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:48:00 -0400

seapantsu: I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:13:48 -0400

seapantsu:

I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now

khl0ekardashian: me on my way to steal your man

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:13:32 -0400

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

lecavaliers: #CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:07:12 -0400

lecavaliers:

#CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SALAZAR SLYTHERIN

le-sojorner: Byron Bay home of artist David Bromley + his wife...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:02:42 -0400

le-sojorner:

Byron Bay home of artist David Bromley + his wife Yuge.

getoutoftherecat: europ-eyn: sabrinagrimm: MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:02:20 -0400

getoutoftherecat:

europ-eyn:

sabrinagrimm:

MY CAT JUST STARED AT ME AND THEN RAISED HER PAW AND SLOWLY PUSHED A GLASS OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BROKE IT SO FUCKING CALMLY

cats

cats